(via so-relatable)
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How 'bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Reblog if you’re still a unicorn.
Forever a Unicorn. No one is majestic enough to ride me.
OH MY GOD. THAT COMMENT.
^^^^^ THE COMMENT IS WIN!!!
(Source: suicidalvampire, via 3lly-the-dark-knight)
- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
This.
omfg .
I started following this girl and her whole dash ended up these. And her last post. I can’t even say words. Anons took her life. If that okay with you, then carry on with your day. If you agree this is unacceptable and okay, then reblog and spread the word. What you say can actually change a persons life! So help out
It’s amazing to me how people can still be this disgusting.
This is horrid
(Source: younghappyandme)
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If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you’re on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.
how could you not
and lets finish up with some more Larry, shall we?
(Source: heatherskelter3, via iiceeyo)
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remember the kid who voiced Nemo on Finding Nemo?
Reblog and click the picture
whoa! someone hit puberty ;)
Holy.Crap.
